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Thursday, March 09, 2006

YOU'VE GOT THE LOOK: THE DOWNSIDE OF BEAUTY

Jerome Cleary

Beauty is something that at times even nature cannot ignore or explain. Here in Southern California we always have a bevy of hotties. Which I believe was further encouraged by LA being the Mecca for models and actors. As the decades past, super hot people relocated here and mated spawning even hotter offspring. But beauty has a down side that eventually rears its ugly head that no one wants to talk about. That is fading looks. You can only be a looker for so long before father time takes hold and well makes you look like father time.

After living here for 20 years, I have seen the hottest guys go from cover boy looks, to slightly older guy, to frat guy, to bloated football face guy, to couch potato. In the gay community being a young hottie helps a lot and can open a lot of doors. As quickly as the doors open, time passes and eventually they slam shut. Some try to put their foot in the door to keep it open. This is sometimes not the wisest thing to do. Even at this exact moment, more young hotties are moving in to town with stars in their eyes looking out from their fresh dewy young faces.

When you start out young hot and gay, the world appears to be your oyster. A hot young gay guy can be on the top of the world and can be a model too. This is actually encouraged a lot because people will continually ask this young hot guy:-Are you a model? or: You should be a model? to: Have you ever thought about modeling? to finally: I have a camera, would you like to do a photo shoot?

Years pass and some of these hotties don't make it as a successful real model, so they realize that doing porn films is sort of like modeling and acting combined. Some more years pass and they realize that there is a strong demand for being an escort since there are plenty of older mature gentlemen that need tending to. Then some more years pass and well they are getting a bit long in the tooth so they set up a home business that has nothing to do with stuffing envelopes. They become a massage therapist. In LA anyone can be a massage therapist and you do not even need a massage table or any real training. A floor or mattress will do, even a futon will do in a pinch. Then some more years pass and this former young hot gay guy has now been transformed in to an older guy that looks like that when he was growing up-he had a really tough paper route.

So before anyone yells enough is enough. I wanted to start a trade school specifically geared to giving new job skills to these former hotties. It would be my way of giving back to the community. The trade school would teach them how to type, work a computer, mouse, do data entry and answer the phone. We must act fast to change this former hottie from rough trade to legitimate business trade. During this new job-training phase, we would cast aside their former work clothes as a home massage therapist. That usually consisted of: gym shorts or jockstrap and a skin tight tank top. We would give them more practical office apparel of dress shirt, dress pants and even dress shoes. No more flip flops here. The possibilities are endless.

Jerome Cleary is an actor, write and comic at The World Famous Comedy Store-www.freecomedytickets.com and can be reached at:
jeromeclearytalk@aol.com

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